Psychosematicopharmicologicalschematographographer, n.
An advertising scientist who makes a correlation of formulas of placebos for hypochondriacs.
Please note, this is not a made up word. Well, no more made up than “the”, “filigree”, or “obtuse”.
One-time added feature, pronunciation guide:
Say: Psycho-sematico-pharmico-logical-schemato-graph-ographer: Note that the parts in brown are not pronounced with any particular accent. The color is only to set off one syllable from another.
Additional One time change of format: Use in sentence and alternate usage combined:
I wanted to get into TV to be a psychosematicopharmicologicalschematographographer, but I couldn’t pronounce it. I’ve become a nuclear scientist and brain surgeon instead, as it is easier to understand.
How will you use psychosematicopharmicologicalschematographographer in a sentence today?
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio... and isn't it time you experienced some of them?
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: Psycho-sematico-pharmico-logical-schemato-graph-ographer: Use in sentence and alternate usage combined:
The doctors said she was psycho, she only thought she was psychic. She preferred the alternate Greek ending.
It was a case of sematico-misunderstanding. That was all. She couldn’t see ma to go. Ahd had fallen in love with a pharmacist and had to get some drugs down in order to have an excuse to visit him. So the psychiatrist send her to the pharmico and we must realize that the pharmicist (Greek ending) is a very good looking chap, so the orders from the industry seemed to end up with a logical development, although his name was not Logic Al but Al Logic.The schemato to cool her brain temperature was not working because she was not used to the psychiatrist’s schem a to (scheme at all). The psychiatrist was now convinced that she was really nuts (and bolts) so they had a brain scan done on her and the graph turned out to be positive. She had fallen into the madness of love like a dizzy, gee raph ( giraffe) in the jungle. She was pronounced insane though as the doctor saw that the ograph did not compare favorably with the no graph, and so they put her away and she remained insanely in love with the pharmacist for the rest of her life. They had a name for it. Unrequited love I think it was called. But in her case it was the beginning of a new psychiatric label un re-quitted love. She just never gave up and remained insane for the rest of her life. That’s the best I can do!
P.S. My apologies to a writer whose ideas I stole for the above post. But I don’t think she’ll ever catch me breaking copyrite laws as I’ve changed enough of it so I don’t think she can anyway. But I have to be careful. I’ve known her to get very defensive and self-protective sometimes. This leads to very mean and angry, even violent behavior. She’d give me quite a hard time if she learned I was stealing from her.
Can you imagine filling out a health form, etc., which asks:
Occupation _________
I guess I’d do some text-speak: PS-PLS-GO
Good grief!