Here is a list of errors—or perpetrations, if you’d rather—guaranteed to cut away a significant portion of your reading audience.
1. Center every line in your prose story.
2. Capitalize Every Damn Word In Each Sentence. What’s That About, Anyway?
3. WRITE IN ALL CAPS. PEOPLE LOVE THIS. IT MAKES READING YOUR WORK SO MUCH EASIER!
4. B kre8ive n [...]
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